For
the last eight weeks I’ve focused on COVID-19 related issues from how to
receive your Economic Impact Payment (which most of you should have received by
now) through coping with self-isolation to last week’s column about how to wear
and care for your facemask.
So, I’d
like to change the channel and share something totally unrelated: words we seldom
use any more – well, at least by most people.
Words
such as thingamajig or whatchamacallit - which I often used when I forgot the
name of something. (No one thought I was old because I couldn’t remember. I was
only seventeen! But now because of my age, it’s a “senior moment”.)
And do
you remember these words and expressions? Fat city, cruisin for a bruisin, wet
rag, fink, out to lunch, give me the skinny, passion pit, made in the shade
(which is different from today’s “throwing some shade” which I have no idea whether
it is a complement or an insult!). Or how about discombobulated, nincompoop, whippersnapper,
canoodle, poppycock, skedaddle, brouhaha, catawampus, persnickety. Or how about
…
““Okay,
McKay, I’ve heard enough! Change the channel back!”
I will
next week. But hold on. I have a pop quiz for you (which was forwarded to me by
someone, some time ago.)
So,
get out your paper and pencil and see how many of the following ten words from
“days gone by” you still remember.
1.
What were "cooties"? a) Tiny cookies, b) Earrings, c) Prizes in
cereal boxes, d) Imaginary infestations. 2. If a woman was "stacked",
what did she have? a) Too much eye makeup, b) Beehive hairdo, c) Large breasts,
d) Tall stature. 3. What was a "flattop"? a) Skateboard, b) Haircut,
c) Table, d) Stupid person. 4. If a girl had a reputation as "fast",
what was she? a) Skinny, b) Goodie two shoes, c) Sexually active, d) Reckless
driver. 5. What were "dibs"? a) Nerds, b) Candy, c) Claims, d) Hair
styles. 6. What was a "spaz"? a) Cold cut, b) Russian astronaut, c)
Uncoordinated person, d) Candy mint. 7. What was a "blast"? a) A
dance, b) A Coca-cola and Seven-Up mixture, c) A television commercial, d) A
good time. 8. What were you if you had a lot of "bread"? a) Uncool,
b) Fat, c) Rich, d) Smart. 9. If a person were to "go ape", what
would they do? a) Dance funny, b) Become angry, c) Dress sloppily, d) Date an
ugly person. 10. What was a "pad"? a) Residence, b) Notebook, c)
Article of clothing, d) Paid advertisement.
I
suspect you remembered most of them if not all. (If you are unsure, I have posted
the answers on the Center’s website.) But words, as with smells and tastes, can
bring back special memories – memories of those pre-teen years when the
opposite sex was just a distraction, of conversations on the playground during
recess or just silly adolescent pranks. How about you? Did any of these words trigger
lost memories?
The actor who played the “Man with No Name”
in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was Clint Eastwood. I received
correct answers from Sam Bilyeu, Jess Birge, Diana
Weston, Lana Tepfer, Rhonda Spies, Judy Skelton and Felton Jenkins from White
Salmon, who is this week’s winner of a quilt raffle ticket.
I’ve been told that week’s question was too
easy, but I hope this week’s is a little more challenging.
I remember reading my favorite newspaper comic
strips every day and especially on Sundays when they were larger and printed in
color. One of the most popular was Li’l Abner a satirical comic strip featuring
a fictional clan of hillbillies in the impoverished mountain village of
Dogpatch, USA. The strip was even censored in 1947 by the Scripps newspaper company
because they thought it wasn’t “sound citizenship to picture the Senate as an
assemblage of freaks and crooks... boobs and undesirables."
For this week’s “Remember When” question, who
created this comic strip that entertained many and irritated a few? Email
your answer to mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, leave a message at 541-296-4788 or
send it with an explanation of Sadie Hawkins day which many of you may have
celebrated in the 50’s and 60’s.
Well,
it’s been another week, remembering the past and looking to the future. Until
we meet again, you know you are living the good life when you can enjoy a thrilling
television mystery for the second time, and you are still surprised by the ending!
“Learn
from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.” Charles
Schultz
Answers:
1.
What were "cooties"? d) Imaginary infestations. 2. If a woman was
"stacked", what did she have? c) Large breasts. 3. What was a
"flattop"? b) Haircut. 4. If a girl had a reputation as
"fast", what was she? c) Sexually active. 5. What were
"dibs"? c) Claims. 6. What was a "spaz"? c) Uncoordinated
person. 7. What was a "blast"? d) A good time. 8. What were you if
you had a lot of "bread"? c) Rich. 9. If a person were to "go
ape", what would they do? b) Become angry. 10. What was a "pad"?
a) Residence.
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